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Mmmm... Fattening...
-- Homer enjoys a patented out-of-this-world space-age Moon Waffle, "Homer the Heretic...
Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church, "Homer the Heretic...
Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine.
One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement in the church bulletin, "Homer the Heretic...
Moe is their leader. -- Homer's analysis of The Three Stooges, "Homer the Heretic
We interrupt this public affairs program in order to bring you a football game.
-- "Homer the Heretic...
Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63!
Could this be the best day of my life? [thought balloo
Homer weds Marge] [thought balloo...
I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day, and I owe it all to skipping church!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
Marge: Are you actually giving up your faith? Home
[backpedaling] No! No-no-no-no-no no! [pause] Well, yes. -- "Homer the Heretic...
And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...

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