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Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
-- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...
Insurance agent: Any valuables in the house? Home
Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars....
Brockman: Fire, Man's Oldest Foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.
Wiggum: Hey, it's out! [cheers] Brockman: [brightly] Coming up nex...
The Lord is veangeful. [falls to his knees] Oh Spiteful One, Show me who to smite, and he shall be smoten!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He &l...
Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say th...
Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
-- God, "Homer the Heretic...
Homer: What's the meaning of life? God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
You'll find out when you die. Homer: I can't wait that long!...
Captain's Log, Stardate 6051: Had trouble sleeping last nigh
my hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp....
Sulu: Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow. Kirk
[covering his face in annoyance] Again with the Klingons....

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