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The Lord is veangeful. [falls to his knees] Oh Spiteful One, Show me who to smite, and he shall be smoten!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He &l...
Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say th...
Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
-- God, "Homer the Heretic...
Homer: What's the meaning of life? God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
You'll find out when you die. Homer: I can't wait that long!...
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
Bart: Hey, where's Homer? Marge: Your father's ...
esting. Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired?...
I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
Radio: I hope you're somplace warm. Homer: You bet your sweet.
.. [looks around to make sure nobody's around] &l...
Oooooh... Waffle runoff...
-- Homer helps himself to leftover waffle batter, "Homer the Heretic...

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