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Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
Grampa: You already put me in a home. Home...
Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
-- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren? Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a strip...
Kent: Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years!
Man: [hic!] Kill me! [hic] Kill me! -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
I'm here, live in Korea, to give you a first-hand look at how American cartoons are made!
-- Kent Brockman, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Oh no! Beta! -- Snake inspects his haul, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

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