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Dad, the heathen's getting away! -- Todd Flanders, "Homer the Heretic
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
Marge: Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win.
Homer: There you go again, always taking someone else's side. Flanders, the water departm...
Our unabashed dictionary defines IUD as `love springs internal'.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! ... I don't get it....
Homer: Wait a minute, is this a religious thing? Krusty
A religious think, yes....
Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
angrily] Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and [brightly] come again!
-- Apu, "Homer the Heretic...
Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic
Aaaaaugh! [finds himself in the middle of a fire] What do I do?
What do I do? [cough cough] Oh, the song. The song....
Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why? Ned: Heck! You'd'a done the same for me.
Homer: [thought balloon: Ned screams for help, trapped in his house....

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