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Our unabashed dictionary defines IUD as `love springs internal'.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! ... I don't get it....
Homer: Wait a minute, is this a religious thing? Krusty
A religious think, yes....
Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
angrily] Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and [brightly] come again!
-- Apu, "Homer the Heretic...
Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic
Aaaaaugh! [finds himself in the middle of a fire] What do I do?
What do I do? [cough cough] Oh, the song. The song....
Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why? Ned: Heck! You'd'a done the same for me.
Homer: [thought balloon: Ned screams for help, trapped in his house....
Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
-- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...
Insurance agent: Any valuables in the house? Home
Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars....
Brockman: Fire, Man's Oldest Foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.
Wiggum: Hey, it's out! [cheers] Brockman: [brightly] Coming up nex...

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