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Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
Bart: Hey, where's Homer? Marge: Your father's ...
esting. Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired?...
I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
Radio: I hope you're somplace warm. Homer: You bet your sweet.
.. [looks around to make sure nobody's around] &l...
Oooooh... Waffle runoff...
-- Homer helps himself to leftover waffle batter, "Homer the Heretic...
Mmmm... Fattening...
-- Homer enjoys a patented out-of-this-world space-age Moon Waffle, "Homer the Heretic...
Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church, "Homer the Heretic...
Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine.
One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement in the church bulletin, "Homer the Heretic...

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