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Movies! What a rip-off! I don't have to stand here and take this.
I... [zzzzzzz] -- Grampa Simpson, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have?...
Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots.
Replacing my birth-control pills with Tic-Tacs. -- Mrs....
Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's.
Reading TV Guide, um... Writing to TV Guide, um.....
My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the Beef?...
I will try to raise a better child. -- Marge's blackboard punishment, "Itchy and Scratchy
The Movie...
He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Ms. Krabappel: I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Homer: Chief...
Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding] The Bible!
? Ewww.... -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...

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