Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Hello. I can't come to the phone now because--HEY, GEORGE!
DON'T STAND ON THAT--goddam. ...because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over &l...
Hello. Lindsey's not home now--this is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....
Hi! You have reached 579-7599. This is an answering machine.
This is the Eighties. You know what to do....
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Ring, Ring: The number you have xxx-xxxx (your number) has been changed, the new number is xxx-xxxx (again, your number).
CULATA!...
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous!
One day I had a borrowed Casio sampler toy and used it to create a rather interesting one
Hello. You have reached Tooooommmmmm Tom Tm! Tom and MaMaMaMarMMMMaark's room....
Last year my roommate had a machine but he hated to make the outgoing message.
Stage fright, I guess. So I usually made them. One that we usually used during exam time wa...
My favorite message that I ever had was the *real* message I recorded off 1-800-CALL-SPY, the U.
S. army snitching network. Try it, its a great recording (call after 5 pm for the message)....
lt;Ring> In the background can be heard springs creaking and various moans.
<Husky, Soft female voice is best> Hi,... You've just reached {name} pleasure palace....

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