Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Hello?" This confuses anyone who doesn't know you.
Hello, I'm not here." A friend of mine used this one last summer.
I always answered it with "Okay, that's all I wanted to know....
Hi!! You've reached Janet and Chris's room. We're not in right now.
If this is our parents, we're at the library studying....
One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....
To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
BEEP>...
Hello, this is . I'm home right now, and in a few moments, I'll have a decision to make.
BEEEP!...
Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.] You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're cleaning the refrigerator....
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets....
One of my favorites had this very exciting scary music, along with a kitten crying in the background, and the voice goe
The machine answering this message is connected to a 5000 volt power supply...
FOXTROT-LIMA-ALPHA-SIERRA-HOTEL. KEY-DESTRUCT-SEQUENCE-NOW.
THIS-TERMINAL-ALSO-ACCEPTS-VOICE-MESSAGES...... ~~~...

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