Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak.
This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72......
[Sung to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"] Leave a message... leave a message... etc.
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink.
For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
[VOICE 1] Answer the phone, please, Hal. [VOICE 2] I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, plea...
Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline.
Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White....
C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way.
.. just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon.....

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