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52 Good reasons why Beer is Better than Women!!!! 1.
You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out....
Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?" The people he is with are...
Micro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.
His broad-band protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing....
CHEMISTRY UPDATE *** A recent discovery of an element has taken place for the periodic table.
The chemical element known as WOMAN (symbol Wo) has an atomic weigh...
What is the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive. What's red all over and silver?...
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END First year in college
program Hello(input, output); begin writeln ('Hello world'); end Senior year in college
(defun hello (print (cons 'HELLO (list 'WORLD)))) New professional
include <stdio.h> main (argc,argv) int argc; char **argv
{ printf ("Hello World!\n"); } Seasoned pro ------------ #include &l...
One fag called another on the telephone: "Oh hi Morris, this is Boris.
Can I come over?" "Oh not now Boris, I'm busy". (extended pause) "But you can't be....

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