Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A team of astronauts landed on a planet inhabited by some strange creatures.
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it....
It happened during world war two. A pilot was shot down somewhere over the South Pacific.
Nothing wrong with sheep, of course. It's just that you have to run around the front every time you want to kiss them.
At the time of the Falkland Islands war, it was said that the invading British force was the first army in history to go ashore wearing hip boots.
A lady stuck her head in the door of a barbershop and asked, "Bob Peters here?
. The barber answered, "No lady, just shaves and haircuts"....
A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
A fellow had been stranded on an island since he was a young boy.
One day a girl washed up on the beach. They got to talking, and she asked, "How have you managed to survive?...
The police department of a small coastal community hired a beautiful, but dumb secretary.
Naturally all the junior officers had dreams of empire....
FLY IN THE SOUP "Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?
"I think it's the backstroke, sir." "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!...

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