Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever one wins will call you right back....
I hate these machines, as much as you. But try as we might, the cats just won't do.
The scratches they cause, Holding the phone with their paws, Only leave us feeling lonely and blue....
Hi, this is Dave. I'm out right now. This means I'm either asleep or not here.
I'll get back to you when I return or regain consiousness, whichever comes first....
Here's another one, (partly) remembered.
Hi, this is Dave.
It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...
Recorded phone company message saying number is disconnected playing in the background while the owner is arguing with it like thi
Hey don't say that, it is connected .. No please, I paid all m...
ordinary message ending with a recorded BEEP and then silence for a few second
HAHAHA Fooled you, here comes the real BEEP <real BEEP>...
A happy villager riding his donkey and singing happily his country rural part of culture songs to reach his happy warm home in hurry to squeeze his rural, will be happy to re-multiply again wife.
Bu...
Rules of Bedroom Golf --------------------- 1.
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls....

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