Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A fellow named Wright had been charged with murder and was on trial for his life.
Three slightly deaf Englishmen were driving along in a car when they came to a small town.
I say, is this Wembly?", said one. "Naw, it's Thursday", said the second....
Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon.
The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is"....
Q. What's the worst thing about having AIDS? A. Convincing your parents that you are really Haitian.
Two bulls were standing in one corner of a pasture, while in the opposite corner were a steer and several cows.
The steer and the cows were talking and laughing and having a wonderful time. One of ...
LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
. He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?...
PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
POLITICAL Q. Why don't congressmen use bookmarks? A.
Because they prefer bent over pages....
PSYCHIATRISTS It had been a long day, and a psychiatrist was just about to close up his office, when a man entered the waiting room.
About this time, the last thing he needed was one more kook, bu...

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