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LUCASFILM TO SEND ACTORS TO JUPITER Marin (KPI) -- LucasFilm and Industrial Light & Magic today revealed plans to film the third Star Wars trilogy in orbit around Jupiter.
The actors and film crew f...
call up any type of place that is large enough to have to page to locate a customer.
.... Ask for Michael Hunt (then say everyone calls him Mike) over the paging speake...
Q: How many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Zero. Nobody knew they were there.
Save the forests....Wipe your ass with a spotted owl." Bumper sticker seen the other day....
Some other things that never happen on Star Trek...
>>A redshirt sneaks down a deserted corridor, turns a corner, and suddenly has a surprise birthday party....
WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
We've got 700,000 attorneys at law And no-one can tell me what we need them all for.
.. ......
A man invites his lawyer and accountant into his office.
Gentlemen, " he says, "I have a simple question. How much is two plus two?...
So I hear that the highway department came to the scene of the accident where 25 feet of skid marks led up to the skunk.
The highway department picked up the first victim and gave him a proper burial...

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