Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
RELIGIOUS Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A. Because people might think they were dancing. A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to college....
ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
A badger is quietly walking through Red Square. He sees two rabbits, running just as fast as they can, come from one street.
Badger: "Wait! Why are you running!?" Rabbit 1: "The KGB is arresting al...
Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet. Ammmonia. Ammonia who...
Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
The little moron was strolling downtown one day when he spotted a man walking in the opposite direction who was being followed by twenty penguins.
The man had a worried look on his face, which is pe...
Los Angeles Times, February 8: At 3,998 meters, the Fletschhorn just fails to make the exclusive club of a string of peaks known as the "4,000ers," such as the 4,478-meter Matterhorn.
A surprising nu...
Daffynitions Meter maid: Windshield viper ? Subjec
Swiftiers "No negroes allowed!" Jim crowed. "You can do it!...
from the depths of the crypt at St Giles came a scream which resounded for miles said the vicar "Good Gracious!
has Father Ignacius forgotten the bishop has piles?...

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