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Mr. Ford spoke to the convention but not Mr. Nixon.
In his honor, couldn't the GOP at least have arranged for 18-and-a-half minutes of silence?...
One conclusion to be drawn from the Ferraro-Zaccaro tax return is that they're definitely Democrats.
They pay too much in taxes to be Republicans....
I'm sure he's a wonderful fellow," Barbara Bush says of Mr.
Zaccaro. That should end the controversy....
Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685. Mr. Mondale describes the GOP platf...
Some experts say that to win Mr. Mondale needs a huge voter turnout of nearly 100 million people.
Maybe if he wore just one glove and promised to break dance at the inaugural ball......
The Mondale campaign says tax changes proposed in the GOP platform would nearly double the federal deficit.
See? It's not true that nobody read the darn thing....
If he's re-elected and serves a full second term, Mr.
Reagan will be almost 78 when he leaves office. By Kremlin standards that's barely middle age....
One thing's sure about the upcoming vice presidential candidates' debate
Unlike Mr. Nixon in 1960, Gerry Ferraro won't lose votes because she has 5 o'clock shadow....
The Populist Party has named Bob Richards, an Olympic pole vaulter in the 1950s, as its presidential candidate.
So don't get too excited if you hear he's leading in the poles....
We're looking forward to the presidential candidates' debates.
It'll be interesting to see which TV shows get higher ratings instead....

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