Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Step aside, everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.
Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Love...
Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
Laser effects, mirrored balls -- John Williams must be rolling around in his grave.
-- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio...
Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!...
Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family.
If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you....
Marge: What if he's crazy? Homer: And what if he's not?
Then we'd look like idiots. Burns Baby Bu...
Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that....

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