Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store, could I?
-- Homer Simpson Life on the Fast Lane...
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
Herb: All born in wedlock? Homer: Yeah, though the boy was a close call.
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts. -- Homer Simpson Bart's Dog Gets an F
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
He's taking funny talk. -- Homer Simpson Like Father, Like Clow
Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
Lisa's Pony...
I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see other people.
' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I don't want to kill you, but I will ....
They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets Famou...

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