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Amy: "Way to go, Professor, the plan worked." Mom
Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry sex....
Leela: "Great. We're two days from earth with no food.
Bender: "Problem solved. You two fight to the death and I'll cook the loser....
Leela: "Well, it's a type M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.
Fry: "They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them.
Zapp: "Why'd you open your bong-hole, you smelly hippie?
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?...
Professor: "A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain things.
Bender: "Oh my God, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.
Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.
Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...

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