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Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you....
The boss: "Get a load of ball bearings on this guy.
Bender: "You know the secret of traditional robot cooking?
Start with a good high-quality oil, then eat it....
Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime.
From now on I'll stick to the regular kind....
Bender: "Hey, guess what you're accessories to?
Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!
Bender: "Argh. The laws of science be a harsh mistress.
Professor Farnsworth: "He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

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