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Homer: {I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first date.
[sings] Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.....
Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important....
Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future caree
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!...
Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....
Bart: Excellent! You're incredible, Jessica: your throws, your catches, your spirals, and your loops -- it's like the toilet paper is an extension of your body.
-- Bart and Jessica deco...
Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over] Hey, Jessica!...
Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....
Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep. Jessica: Bart, you can't trust your perception at this altitude.
[pushes him] -- The children go skateboarding, "Bart's Girlfriend...
Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....

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