The Simpsons

Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning] Home...
Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further....
Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming!...
Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you. Hey: could you take the...
Homer: Hey kids! Lots of candy left for breakfast.
[Bart and Lisa groan] Marge: Why don't we give it to some needy children then?...
Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
[looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is!...
Crowd: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
[pause] "Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!...
Ashley: You grabbed me in the car! Homer: Oh, that.
No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants....
Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
protesters surround Homer at work] Man: Just try to push the right buttons now!
Woman: We ain't crazy about nuclear power either!...

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