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Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning.
I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew!...
Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into viciou...
Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today.
And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone laughs] Ba...
Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreeme
here's your turtle, alive and well. Bart: [taking it] Aw, thanks, Dad....
Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Marge...
Lisa: I _have_ to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
[in the future, Lisa is being sworn in] Man: I now pronounce you President of the...
Homer: OK, hotshots, now that my daughter is on your team, I want to make a few things clear.
Lisa: [embarrassed] Please, Dad, I'll be fine Home...
Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
Lisa: You really think I did OK out there, Mom? Marge
Absolutely, honey. By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team....

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