The Simpsons

Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite?...
Teacher: [watching children draw] Good! Very good!
Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. [sees Bart, gasps] Bart Simpson?...
Bart: I've changed my ways. _Please_ give me another chance, ma'am.
Teacher: All right, Bart. The Bible _does_ teach forgiveness....
Bart: You know, the great thing about Sunday school is we're finally learning something we can use.
Jessica: Yah, so true. I have to turn my chair this way now. -- Snubbed again, "Bart's G...
Bart: Somehow I gotta convince her I'm a good person!
All right, I have to sit here and behave no matter what....
Bart: Must...fight...Satan...make it...up to him...
later! [manages to resist, sighs] You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up....
Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All that unnecessary behaving.
..[smears dirt on himself] I'm all tense through the chestal area! I need relief. ...
Bart: [laughs] That'll hold me. At least until I get my hands on some kind of explosives.
[a tree grabs him; police with guns pop up from everywhere] Skinne...
Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...

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