The Simpsons

Sherri+Terri: {At seven tonight the games begin, Bart vs.
Lisa: who will win? Their father's fat and their mother's thin, And Grampa Simpson reeks of gin!...
Homer: [eating] Pass ketchup. [Bart winds up, slaps it with his knife] Lisa
[catches it] You'll have to do better than that tonight, _chump_....
Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
Bart: Good luck tonight, _sis_. I'll try not to hurt you.
Lisa: Don't worry, I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head....
Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
Announcer: And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Klown.
Krusty: [singing] Oh say, can you see La la la, da da light, What so proudly we yah, La la yah....
on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart] Marge: He tripped my boy!
I demand vengeance. I want vengeance! Announce...
Wiggum: Kill her, boy! Apu: Stop him dead, little girl!
Bart crowd: _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart!...
Man 1: What the heck is a tie game? Man 2: Tie game?
Woman 1: What the hell? Woman 2: This is outrageous!...
Snake: Those kids are, like, so sweet. [sobs] If only they had had peewee hockey when I was a lad.
[sniffs] Oh well. [grabs crowbar, rips seats apart] -- Yet another lesson lost, "L...

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