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Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing her she should be completely out of my system.
OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church, Bart! I bet you...
Bart: [hears singing] Jessica! Lisa: Bart, be strong!
You don't need that little hellcat. Bart: Oh, Li...
Jessica: Hey, Bart. [Bart looks away] What?
What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think we should hang out together any more....
Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps collection plate money into her purse] Ba...
Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate] [gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? [everyone surrou...
Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How...
Bart: We gotta talk. Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward....
Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of the townspeople....
Lovejoy: Because of last week's problems, we'll be taking certain precautions with this week's collection.
Marge: We really shouldn't have let them do this; it can't be helping hi...

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