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Homer: OK, little buddy: hop in! [Bart steps forward] Ah bah!
I mean my little _girl_ buddy. Lisa...
Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa. Kearney: Let's hear it fo...
Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys! He'...
Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato. We'd a...
Lisa: Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way.
Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face! Look!...
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
_You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Ba...
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Ba
Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....
Wiggum: All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs.
I'm going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game _if_ you promise to return to your cells....

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