The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Home › Fortune Cookies › The Simpsons

Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8...
Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do. Bart: It's just hard no...
Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
.."Homer Simpson"!...
Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...
Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag. Abe
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!...
Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....
Lisa: Dad, you did it! I am so proud of you. Kid
The switchboards are lighting up! Everyone: Yay! Kid...
Homer: [stirring a bowl] Aw, Marge, this is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac.
[tastes it] Mmm, needs more ice cream. -- Homer's appeal to the public fails, "Homer Bad Ma...
Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
[kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings again; Home...

< previous

115

116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
654
next >