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Blackbeard: {[looking at the photo] Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!
} Arnold: {You idiot! You can't read.} Blackbeard...
Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz...
Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
[threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!...
Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled.
.."The School Bus"? [realizing] Oh, they must mean "The Ghoooul Bus....
Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Krusty trading cards. The long-awaited "Eight Series".
Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland....
Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone.
She was right to do it. -- Seymour "Norman" Skinner, "Treehouse of Horro...
Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?
[Everyone laughs] Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby? [pulls down Bart's pa...
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!...
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