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Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
-- Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family, "Bart's Inner Child...
Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this! Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
-- The children play on the trampoline, "Bart's Inner Child...
Marge: I don't know if this is a good idea. Homer: Marge, it's the perfect exercise!
It'll double the value of our house, and it was free!...
Bart: Otto, are you OK? Otto: Yeah. Just pop my shoulder back in.
[Bart does so] Thanks, little buddy!...
Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God. Rod: Catch me, Lord, catch me!
[They collide and fall onto the ground] What have we done to make God angry?...
Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the -- Krusty
[points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right on driving....
Homer: That's the last I'll see of Mr. Trampoline. Yep, it's finally gone.
All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
} -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
} Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...

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