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Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster. Ralph: You're deceptive.
Otto: I don't see anything. Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving the bus?...
Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination.
.. and I've come to put a stop to it! Ba...
Me mule wouldn't work in the mud. [mournfully] So I had to put seventeen bullets in 'er!
-- Willy, problem-solver, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all gonna die!
[Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat....
Skinner: Pull, Willy, pull! Willy: I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker!
-- Fitting epithets, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man!...
Bart: We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening.
To even gaze upon it is [dramatically] to go mad....
We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense.
So we just threw something together with vampires. Enjoy! -- Bart, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat.
This black cape was found on the scene. [Cape has "DRACU...

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