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Bart eats a candy bar] Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy!
ituation. And your daddy has realized som...
Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son, my son, Barney!
Barney: [walks out from behind a...
Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you how to ride your very first bike....
Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me....
Bart: Cheer up, Homer. Homer: Can't. Bart: [happily] OK.
Marge: What if you pretended that this couch were a bar?...
Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for years.
That's it!...
Homer: Wow, classy. Maitre D': Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?
Homer: [meek] OK. -- Homer's search for a new bar begins, "Fear of Flying...

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