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Lisa: See? Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man.
I guess she was right. Homer: You're _both_ right. -- Homer's innocence, stored...
Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press sometimes.
..make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make the following corrections....
Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by...
Bart: [bursting in] Mom! Dad! Homer+Marge: Don't turn on the light!
Don't turn on the light! Bart: There's a UFO outside my window....
Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
Homer: [looking at Kama Sutra] Hey Marge! This guy looks like Apu.
Marge: Shh. I don't want people to see us looking at these books....
Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?
It's true. A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was D...
Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo like nobody's business.
So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I bid...goodday. [the tape flies ou...

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