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Abe: Hurry up! We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visi
Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid... Home...
Abe: And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario, distilled Don Juan, catalytically- carbonated Cassanova.
Lock old Rover in the shed, 'cause...
banjo music plays] Abe: You're the worst shill I've ever seen!
You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business....
Bart: OK, it's not _painfully_ clear the adults are _definitely_ paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy?...
Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm.
Make a right here. [Homer does so...
Abe: Oh, memories! If this old place could talk, it'd say -- [pulls light cord
ceiling collapses, piles vase, chair, toaster, and tricycle on Abe's head] Home...
Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults.
Milhouse? Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem....

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