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Outside] Kearney: Shh, quiet! You'll wake up old man Simpson.
Jimbo: Hey, no more trampoline. Kearney: Let's jump on the car instead!...
Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going to my sisters' now....
Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart. Selma
And I don't like this urine sample one bit. -- The sisters inspect Marge, "Bart's Inner Child...
Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities....
Goodman: You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder in the "Feel Bad Rainbow.
Let's look at the rainbow; what's in there? [reads list] Depression, insomnia...
Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid".
Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental he...
A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine!...
Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
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