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Number One: We might as well face the truth: as long as we're Stonecutters, he will control our lives.
Moe: Maybe...but _maybe_ we don't want to be Stonecutters no more....
Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to.
[group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Homer: This club better be worth...
Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers....
Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time. Homer: Oh, but Marge!
Knightboat, the _crime-solving_ boat. Marge: Homer, you promised....
Marge: All right, family time begins now. [turns a kitchen timer to 0
60] [Bart yawns; Homer yawns] [Homer grabs the timer and starts turning it the other way] Marge...
Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
looking at the photo album] Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman....
Homer: {Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as any TV show.
} It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live....
Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a ...

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