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Marge: Homer, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.
You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter. Homer: Oh, yeah...
Everyone: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do. Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps?...
Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary, and in honor of this momentous occasion.
..we're havin' ribs. [everyone ch...
Homer hands over his robe] Number One: And the official Stonecutter underwear too.
Homer: Aw. [hands it over] [Number One places them on a fire...
Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever.
And as a final...
Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting....
Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...
Homer: Brothers, I've learned a wonderful lesson: helping others makes our own lives better and makes us better people.
So instead of just shooting pool and drinking beer, let us Stonec...
Homer: You were right, Lisa: I've never felt so spiritually fulfilled.
And with my brothers the Stonecutters behind me, this is the beginning of a better world for all of us....

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