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Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.
By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script. Homer: And...
Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now....
Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
-- Homer finds more good free stuff, "Bart's Inner Child...
Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!...
Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside, your inner child.
Listen! What's he saying? Ned: [inside] Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing supe...
Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel rig...
Brad: You see, folks, we're all trying to please someone else.
And as soon as you're not a human be-ing, you're a human do-ing....
Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...

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