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Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...
Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at early morn?
[sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so rank....
Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade four gerbil, uh, Superdude, lost his life.
I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper buria...
Bart: Yuck! What reeks? Nelson: [smug] Smells like one of Van Houten's.
Milhouse: It does not!...
Burns: Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance.
I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena....
Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
Skinner: My lord, such destruction. [sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof] Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" a...
Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...

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