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Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket. ...
Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you....
Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible. Li...
Burns: That's it. Fumble about with your widgets and do-bobs.
It will all be a monument to futility when my plan comes to fruition....
Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
Skinner: Today Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era
an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies....
Burns: Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid.
Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers? Smithers: [not impressed] Ehh....
Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
His legs should be as good as new in a...
Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first....

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