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Doris: Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great. Apu
Listen, someone's got to get that Mr. Burns. Where is that gun- toting lowlife when you need one?...
Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude". Bart: Nah, he's just a cheap imi...
Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
Man 1: I don't see why Rainier Wolfcastle should be the star.
I think we should bring back Dirk Richter....
Man 1: So where can we shoot this picture? Assista
Assistant: All right, we have $30 million to spend.
Quimby: We'll blow up our dams, destroy forests, anything!...
Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man -- Nelso
Radio_active_ Man, stupid! Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that....
Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
[jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...
Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
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