The Simpsons

Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
[a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemie
he Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home....
Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting....
Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
[Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr.
Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It is time for decisive action....
Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery....
Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...

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