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Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Home...
Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....
Hugh: [sighs heavily] Well, here goes nothing. Mum, Dad.
..meet Homer Simpson. [they exchange pleasantries] Home...
Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
} Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home! I'm not fully defrosted...
Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....
Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
Lovejoy: And now, to sing "Amazing Grace", Miss Maggie Simpson.
Hibbert: Heh heh, she's quite a hellion but she does have an incredible voice....
Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again.
Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?...

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