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SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
[the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say? -- Time...
Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any mo...
Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
{An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again. [walks to front doo...
Marge: Oh, Homey, aren't they adorable? Homer: Yes.
We've waited many years, but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family....
Lisa: Mom, why do _I_ have to wear a flea collar? Marge
Oh, it's just easier this way. -- The simple way out, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?
Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well yes, actually, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today. [B...
Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....
Ned: Well, we sure could use a pooch to guard the flock at the Flanderosa.
Skinner: It'd be nice to have some companionship when mother goes out on dates....
Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...

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