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Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are.
.. different. They weren't thinking about the money....
Bart: So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that glamor and coming back to school, huh?
Midget: Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship. -- All's well, "Radioactive Ma...
Kent: Welcome to the six o'clock news in our brand new studio.
Lookin' good, Springfield!...
Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
Marge: Excuse me, we're having a problem with our dog.
Clerk: Lady, I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else...
Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
Marge: Ooh, this place is so big. Do you think we should split up and look for him, Homey?
Homey? Homer: [at a ticket booth] Two bucks to win on number eight....
Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....

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