The Simpsons

Bart: Ohh, I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire life!
George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch goddess....
Homer: Guess what, kids? They're going to pay us $
50 a day to film some of the movie here....
Krusty: You've got to give me the part of Crispy the Clown!
Director: I'm sorry: you're wrong for the part. Krusty...
Coach: Up and atom! Rainier: Up and at them! Coach
Up and atom! Rainier: Up and at them! Coach: [annoyed] Up and atom!...
Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
Director: OK, let's get the _real_ Milhouse over here, under the X-ray truck.
Milhouse: [abashed] Hi, Bart. Bart: Hey. Cool, Milhouse!...
Director: OK, Fallout Boy origin scene, take 1 -- action!
[X-ray machine blasts straight on Milhouse's face] Rainie...
Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows? Painte
Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses....
Homer: You guys work on the movie? Teamster: You sayin' we're not working?
Homer: Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly....
Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....

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