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Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
Rainier: Ach! I can't believe Silly Sailor beat us both up and imprisoned us in his floating Aquaworld.
Milhouse: Jiminy jillikers! Rainier: Uh, now there's no need for profanity, Fallo...
Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
Fallout Boy will...
Editor: Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse!
[shot of assistant and director staring blankly] Watch...
Wiggum: OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
Mr. VH: But...will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?...
Bart: Have you seen Milhouse? Owner: No, now go away
we're racing for the title of the champion of the universe....
Bart: Yo, Dr. S: have you seen Milhouse today? Dr. S
No. Bart: OK, thanks. [starts to leave] Dr. S: Wai...
Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
Boys: [gasp] Mickey Rooney! Rooney: Hi, Milhouse.
The studio sent me to talk to you, being a former child star myself, _and_ the number one box office draw from 1939 to 1940....
Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....

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