The Simpsons

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Barney: If you were such a big shot, why aren't you still making movies?
Moe? Moe!...
Kent: With wealthy Hollywood people on the way, local merchants can be forgiven for raising their prices a little.
[at Le Pamperie: "Giant Horrible Toupees: $1000/lb"] [at Springfi...
Bart: Watch out -- [all the kids look where he's pointing and gasp] -- Radioactive Man!
[the kids applaud] Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's all in the delivery. No...
Milhouse: [whining] Mom, don't make me do this. I don't want to be an actor.
Mrs. VH: Nonsense. You're going to be great....
Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Nelso
[too slowly] Watch out -- Director: Next! [Nelson walks off, sees his face in a mirror] Nelso...
Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Ba
Watch out, Radioactive Man! Director: Brilliant reading!...
Bart: I have _got_ to grow an inch by tomorrow or I won't get that part.
Pull, you mighty stallions, pull! Show me no mercy....
Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
Bart: Good news, gentlemen: I've grown that extra inch you wanted plus several feet more.
Director: We've found our new Fallout Boy! Ba...
Director: Ladies and gentlement, meet America's new Fallout Boy!
Milhouse: Aah! [screaming girls close in on him] Hutz...

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